May 2013
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May 21st
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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April 2013
6 posts
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 5th
March 2013
19 posts
Mar 31st
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Me: I need to go to bed.
GF: Yeah me too.
Me: I need you to give me an intense BJ and then I'm gonna fall asleep.
GF: How about you dream I gave you an intense BJ, when in reality I gave you a subpar handy?
Me: ...........
GF: ........... Would Subpar Handy be a good band name?
Mar 29th
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Mar 23rd
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cavros asked: HOW DID YOU GUESS hueheuheuehue
Mar 23rd
Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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cavros asked: zzzzzzzzzzACH BRAFFS NECK
Mar 22nd
Mar 22nd
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Mar 18th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
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Mar 5th
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February 2013
36 posts
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 16th
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“I bet women only get botox on their lips so they can give a good gobble”
– My mum.
Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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