Me: I need to go to bed.
GF: Yeah me too.
Me: I need you to give me an intense BJ and then I'm gonna fall asleep.
GF: How about you dream I gave you an intense BJ, when in reality I gave you a subpar handy?
GF: ........... Would Subpar Handy be a good band name?
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I bet women only get botox on their lips so they can give a good gobble– My mum.